Roam Members (16):
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Budda Sereda - 2IC
Calder Ormand
Cysin
Gemma Solett - Scout
Hank Asanari
Harai Rex - FC
Kontxesi Buchanan - EWAR
Mauritun
Mols Halleck - EWAR
Satoshi Tomeii
Space Warfare Development
Staberinde
Wokum - Scout
Xafen Katapi
Zykey Jovakko
"Storks and Eagles are mortal enemies...little know fact btw"
- Harai Rex, killing time before the fleet undocked
"podded before I freaking undocked"
- Kontxesi Buchanan, accurately assessing the impact of Calder Ormand's sick pre-fleet burns
This fleet was slower to get out the door than I would've liked. With only 9-10 DD, we were right on the edge of having enough Kestrels to make the alpha doctrine work. After killing time with an impromptu story of where babies came from, which sidetracked into the ancient blood feud between storks and eagles as demonstrated above, I called for kitchen sink frigs at 01:15. A few more people showed up during the newbro speech, so we now had enough people to run the doctrine and we switched back, wasting time as we set everything up. We undocked around 01:40, with 10 DD Kestrels for an alpha strike of 7k, just about enough to alpha T1 frigates and Destroyers.
We moved through Uphallant, Dastryns, and Ostingele quickly; Salty. were out in their big boy toys (Naga, Brutix Navy Issue, etc.) and I didn't consider engaging them a risk worth taking. Daniel Essig shadowed us in his BNI for a few jumps, but we didn't engage him, he didn't engage us, and he lost interest before long. Wokum, our +1 scout, became our first casualty of the night, falling prey to a recon trap in a medium plex in Agoze. There really wasn't any way he could've known about this, and I chalk it up as one of those wonderful, random, unavoidable deaths you have to deal with in EVE.
Incursus -10.54m
"shooting non-flashies/gates makes you go boom boom"
- Calder Ormand, summarizing gate gun mechanics
Things then became pretty quiet for the rest of our trip through Placid. Analiese found an Atron in Alsaivonon; after getting tackle, he discovered it was the LSC's favorite free killmail provider, Zlippery Pete! Knowing he wouldn't fight back, we used him as an opportunity to practice our alpha strike.
Tristan +1.39m
Capsule +0.01m
While the fleet was in Alsaivonon, one of our scouts found there was lots of content in Vlillirier, including a Raven. In my opinion, our time in Vlillirier was the low point of the fleet, and I'm going to dive into why at the end of the AAR. for now, our time in Vlillirier can be divided into two main engagements.
The first fight was against a Republic Fleet Firetail and a Hawk outside a plex. Our scouts got in and got tackle, and the rest of the fleet arrived pretty quickly. We killed the Firetail with little fuss, and then got to chasing down the kitey Hawk. We caught him, but didn't get a very coordinated alpha strike off, instead trying to burn through him with pure DPS. This was working, and we got him into hull before he got off a rep cycle and popped his Assault Damage Control. At this point, I called for the fleet to stop shooting, and load EM damage missiles, before counting down for a new alpha strike once his ADC wore off. After the fact, several people pointed out that reloading in the middle of a fight wasn't a good idea, and they're right. I was trying to be clever, using his 15(?) seconds of invulnerability to load ammo that would hit right into his resist hole, but there was too much delay and the fleet wasn't coordinated enough for the near-flawless timing this would've needed to work. The fact that we already had thermal missiles loaded, which do well enough against shields, further diminished the benefits of this idea. We lost several seconds of damage, waiting for our reloads after his ADC finished, and Satoshi died because of my call. This was a really weird strategy to throw at a fleet without prior discussion, and that showed. It also just wasn't a very good idea at all.
Republic Fleet Firetail +21.96m
Capsule +0.01m
Kestrel -12.69m
Hawk +48.72m
After killing the Firetail and Hawk is when things really started to get messy. There was a lot of stuff going on in system: the Raven was still here, a combat Malediction was flying around the Renarelle gate, and another small frig gang moved in. Scouts were warping all over the place trying to catch stuff. at one point, I warped the fleet to the Renarelle gate to try and alpha the Malediction. Things didn't go as planned, and a combination of the Malediction, the frigate gang, and gate guns killed a few of us.
Kestrel -9.05m
Kestrel -9.87m
Incursus -15.28m
Maulus -12.22m
A scout found a Punisher at a plex in Evaulon. Suprisingly, he was outside and not fitted with infinite warp core stabilizers. We went in and killed him quick. After that, someone else found a Condor at another plex, so we went and killed him too, so he wouldn't feel left out.
Punisher +10.45m
Capsule +0.01m
Condor +1.14m
" Leopard sounds like Jaguar ... They're both big cats."
- Harai Rex, after mistakenly ordering scouts to go for tackle on a fearsome Minmatar shuttle
"In case of slow align break glass."
- Mols Hallek, giving instructions for the Harai escape kit (context)
After jumping those poor frigates, we moved on through Nennamaila and Akidagi. We found an excellent callback to a previous fleet of mine and everyone got to watch me experience a brief case of big cat dyslexia, but we didn't find any content, so we went into Ichoriya for a bio break. After the bio, we headed back out but didn't find any content until Pynekastoh, where Analiese found a merry pair of frigates in a plex. Analiese got popped holding tackle for the rest of the fleet, but we avenged him with no further losses.
Slasher -8.75m
Atron +4.88m
Executioner +6.73m
Capsule +0.01m
Capsule +0.01m
As our scout Gemma jumped into Hirri, he ran into a flashy Gnosis on his in-gate. The Gnosis agressed back, and the rest of the fleet came in to try and burn him down. I coordinated an alpha strike when it became clear dps wouldn't break him, but the alpha didn't do much either, so I promptly called scatter. We lost 4 pilots in the fight, but I still count this engagement as a personal success, and I'll explain why at the end of the AAR.
Keres -43.52m
Slasher -6.38m
Incursus -11.89m
Kestrel -5.98m
"Gnosis 1, frigate menace 0"
- Analiese Aubernet, summarizing the previous fight
After disengaging from the Gnosis, we headed toward Tama. Our scout Wokum poked into Tama and found a Breacher and Atron outside a plex. We raced to try and save him, but were too slow. After that, we couldn't find anything else in system that wanted to play with us.
Incursus -11.78m
The fleet then turned back and headed towards home through the Abune pipe, where we managed to pick up a few more kills. The first was a flashy Hawk we found on a gate in Murethand. We got tackle and brought in the rest of the fleet. Having learned my lesson, I had the fleet load EM ammo BEFORE the fight, and things went smoothly.
Hawk +58.3m
Capsule +0.01m
We kept moving forward, eventually catching a flashy Hookbill on the Oueletta gate in Loes. Turns out the guy was a solo pvp streamer, and vented a little bit on stream about getting blobbed. I find his fit really interesting, and complimented him on it after the kill. If I ever get bored of traditional solo hookbill fits, I think I'll give this a whirl.
Caldari Navy Hookbill +26.44m
The fleet got back home with no more content after Loes. A few minutes after calling the fleet, Budda, Gemma, Analiese and I ended up skirmishing with Salty in cruisers in Uphallant and Dastryns. I'm not counting those kills for the ISK efficiency of this fleet because it came after I had called the fleet finished and the majority of people had left fleet, and also because I killed Analiese and I don't know how to count that. Kills and losses are in here for your reading pleasure and SRP purposes.
(04:01:10) Uphallant
Coercer +8.39m
Arbitrator -32.12m
(04:07:14) Dastryns
Thorax -40.98m
Thorax +35.25m
Kestrel -8.34m
Brutix Navy Issue -274.03m
Stats (UPH/DAS kills and losses not included)
ISK Destroyed: 180,052,555.02
ISK Lost: 157,947,298.93
ISK Delta: 22,105,256.09
Efficiency: 53.27%
This post-stats part is going to be longer than usual for my AARs, because I have a lot to say. This part is going to be roughly divided into 1. my thoughts on the fleet and 2. My plans for FCing in the near future.
This fleet was really stressful for me, but that was mostly by design. As I pointed out in my last AAR, one of my biggest weaknesses as an FC is tactical decision-making in a fight, and I chose an alpha strike doctrine for this fleet specifically because it's effectiveness is heavily reliant on the FC making sound tactical decisions, pushing me to improve those skills. For the most part, I think this stress led to me improving some of those skills, but I also let my stress show more than appropriate, and I did treat my scouts harshly during parts of the fleet, which I'm really sorry about. We also didn't really get the kinds of content I wanted us to find with this doctrine. The strength of alpha doctrines is in fleet fights against similarly sized ships, where enemy ships can be quickly destroyed before logi has a chance to save them. Unfortunately, we didn't find any fleet fights, and a lot of the content we did come across were larger ships that could absorb our alpha strike and then easily tank our meager long-term dps.
I think the fleet's time in Vlillirier was when my FCing was at its poorest. The constant intel reports as content moved around system, coupled with the fact that the fleet wasn't together for much of our time there, overwhelmed me for a time. In addition, my bad call to reload in the middle of shooting the Hawk shook my self-confidence a bit. I think that I definitely lost control of the fleet during the engagement on the Renarelle gate. Scouts were making tactical calls, people were engaging before I told them to, and I didn't know where portions of my fleet were. Myself losing control probably played a big role in us losing four people on that gate with nothing to show for it. Fortunately, I recovered quickly, and felt completely in control again by the time we left the system. This is the second fleet in a row where there was a time I felt overwhelmed and out of control, which worries me. However, I think this will happen less and less frequently as I get more practice FCing in information-dense situations like this.
The fight with the Gnosis was ultimately unsuccessful, but I think it marked an important milestone in my growth as an FC. Historically, I've really struggled to call for the fleet to cut and run from a fight with nothing to show for it; I've found it very hard to make myself leave a fight without securing at least one kill. This fight represented a big break from that bad habit. I brought the fleet on grid, tried to alpha the Gnosis, quickly figured out that wouldn't break its tank and probably never would, and immediately called scatter. We did lose a few ships, but engagements like this have previously led to mass welps on my fleets, so I'm very happy that I was able to objectively assess the situation and save most of the fleet.
I'm going to end this AAR by talking briefly about my plans as an FC over the coming months. I will not be running any fleets over the next 2 weeks; I have finals this week and afterwards I will be on vacation for about a week and a half. I'll probably be online at some points during this time, but I doubt I'll be undocking and I definitely cannot run a fleet. Starting in June, I'll be back home and my schedule will calm down quite a bit. I'll try to run fleets once a week for most of the summer. Some people have asked me if I'd consider running two fleets a week: the short answer is no. The long(er) answer is I'm not a very productive or organized person, and running one fleet a week in addition to RL responsibilities already stretches me pretty close to the limit. If I ever get to a place where I can run fleets twice a week, it'll probably be a few years in the future, and I'm not even sure if I'll still be playing EVE, let alone be in the Uni, that far ahead.
Thank you all for joining me on my last fleet for a while! As always, feel free to add to my AAR and provide your own perspective on the fleet or my performance as FC below. See you all around!
happy hunting o7