Time to snatch some kills, so we go kitchen sink! Strat does not jump on the other side and we don't have eyes, but the Procs are far from the hole, both at the edges of the bubble and one of them is into armor. Drekavac is first on grid, and lands in the bubble. It goes for the damaged Proc, but the Heretic decloaks and puts another bubble in the middle. We land a Drake and a Nomen at the edge, and we see a lot of hole activations...
We decide to dock up and cut our losses
There is no chance for us to land such ludicrous bait, right? Rusting has two alts in different corps, Yto gets into the Heretic, Clevin gets in a Retri and Bed forms Light Armor to bring the muscle. We enact our silly play, have Procurers jump and align to hisec, Heretic puts bubble up and Retri appears 5 seconds later, shooting low dps ammo at one Proc. We make it look like we are making mistakes, and procs are spread out, with the Heretic keeping them barely bubbled.
The gatecamp folks dock up at first, then the uncloaked Stratios appears on grid. We pay no attention to it and the pilot thinks they made it in time to cloak at the edge of the bubble. Our fleet is on the other side...and a Drekavac lands in the bubble! Heretic secures a bubble right on top of it, and we activate hole. Drake and Nomen land a bit later but the Drek is already burning deep in the bubble, while they are on the edge. Second bubble barely catches them, fleet aggresses Drek and the other two are on the edge, but they are MWD fit and the maxtank Heretic is slow to turn from scramming the Drek to the rest and they MWD out and warp to their station. Drek jumps hole, but Bed has left a rearguard and we secure the kill!
We all lived happily ever after! And got good loot and GFs in local!