NPC nullsec non-political pew pew updates.

[NUXI7]

You referring to this?
http://www.agony-unleashed.com/killboar ... ail/78429/

I believe the words of our FC on the internal AAR were:

Since we had three Scimis I figured we could engage on station without too many losses, but I misunderestimated how much a Scimi can rep a T1 hull.

Nice of TEST to drop by, glad to see you're looking to small it up. Sadly, we are experiencing one of our cyclical lows at the moment, mostly due to Mass Effect 3 arriving and forcing our FCs (me included) to spend their time whining about bad endings and stuff. (well, not me, since i haven't finished the thing yet, but still spending my limited playing time killing reapers and Cerberus).

MY SLOSH OP! I can't believe we actually killed something. I was soooooo wasted and I'm a terrible FC.

Here is a snippet from the AAR I wrote while still intoxicated:

Anyway we took the scenic route to B-DB and then down into syndicate. I decided WE MUST GO TO POITOT! But first we stopped in 31-MLU (or whatever it is) because agony lives there and they are an ~elite pvp~ training corp or some crap. We traded a jag for a hurricane. COLONEL SPLENDIDO RUINED MY ISK EFFICIENCY BY NOT FLYING A THRASHER!

I should note you were the only people we saw. No one was in poitot to fight

I'll share another gem, here is a chunk of the op post:

Name: wheniaminspace memorial roam
When: 2012.03.22 @ 0100 or whenever I get back from the bar (admittedly this assumes I make it home from the bar)
What: Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers >Thrashers > Thrashers

If you don't know how to fit a thrasher properly, here is a guide - http://kb.pleaseignore.com/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=395268

I also repeatedly kicked the head of the 99% alliance out of fleet multiple times for not flying a thrasher.

[glepp]

I thought the only thing Elite about us was that 90% of our members have played Brabens game on a Spectrum/C64/BBC...

[ToranBrades]

' wondering if I'm more confused by the "elite" part or the neverending misconception of "training corp"

[Xolani1990]

' wondering if I'm more confused by the "elite" part or the neverending misconception of "training corp"

Elite training corp m8 o7

[Azmodeus Valar]

I thought the only thing Elite about us was that 90% of our members have played Brabens game on a Spectrum/C64/BBC...

Only pros played Elite on a c64.

load"*",8,1

[Theon Aidelius]

Only pros played Elite on a c64.

load"*",8,1

After they upgraded from a BBC, of course...

[Azmodeus Valar]

BBC was out for 1 year before the c64...not a huge deal. I was also too young to care about the bbc, so that may factor into it.

[Challu Ni]

NC. lost 3 titans today: http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=5882

Not sure where all those CFC scaps and titans came from, but word is it had to do with FanFest related intoxication..

Btw, gyros apparently work on erebuses that are otherwise hybrid fit.

Yeah 92D-OI is NPC Venal, but that's hardly non-political pew pew.

Definitely some amusing lossmails though.

[Andski]

our US TZ has awful, awful dictor pilots apparently~

[Jokine]

our US TZ has awful, awful dictor pilots apparently~

Why did you quit the theta civil war mayn?

[glepp]

Well this thread has been quiet for long...

Here's a BR from tuesdays Tweed roam:

So yesterday, Agony decided to bring out our chalk pipes and Tweed jackets and go roaming again. Had a decent turnout, even: 7 Deimos, 3 Proteus, 4 Oneiros, 1 Loki + some dictors and the inties we love so much. Scouts reported it was a slow night in Syndicate, but since FA are moving out and had 90-100 in local, we figured they might welcome a break from carrier jumps and form a response fleet.

When we got to EF-F, we found a couple of cyno ships sitting outside station, and a lone Naga that decided to burn out towards us to snipe at our dictors. So we warped down and killed him to get their attention: http://www.agony-unleashed.com/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/85239/

Nothing seemed to be forming to stave off this grave threat, so we moved back up to C0T while messing with some returning FA BCs and a sniping Tornado that didn't expect to be pointed from 70km off. We are, after all, a teaching organization, so we decided to educate him on what faction points can do from a Proteus: http://www.agony-unleashed.com/killboard/index.php/kill_detail/85204/

Any way, we moved up to C0T and got word that a 40-man Tornado fleet was forming in EF-. About 20 Tornados, some Oracles and Drakes and assorted tackle + 5 scimis. We sat up on the P-N gate in C0T, waiting for them to jump into us. They refused, however, so we pretended to flee to 3KNK where we had a dictor set up a catch bubble on the gate. Just after we warped off, they entered local, and I'm assuming their FC told their tackle to go tackle us, because all their light ships and a Huginn landed in our catch bubble. We killed the Huginn and let the small stuff go, wanting to focus on bigger ships. Another catch bubble went up and after a couple of minutes, their Tier 3s landed at 0 on us. We scrammed what we could grab, turtled up with ABs and went to work. Reps were holding but just barely, many ships being pulled out in structure. They kited, we webbed and scrammed and huffed and puffed and worked our way through them one ship at a time. Blasters are pure win up close, btw, nuking through all five scimitar reps without breaking a sweat. The fight lasted about ten minutes, I was jammed (goddamn ECM drones, I had like 40 on me at one time), neuted, primed and repped back from 10% armor a number of times, as were many others. After those ten long minutes, FA decided that discretion was indeed the better part of valor, and warped off leaving a trail of wrecks 330km long. Great fight.
BR: http://www.agony-unleashed.com/killboard/index.php/kill_related/85218/
Edit: Yeah, they were mostly AC Nados, not Arty. Arty probably would have killed us.

So we decided to loot wrecks while they were still in local, and when we saw them come back on scan, the FC ordered the fleet to warp to a tactical BM. They landed at 0 on one of our slow-to-warp fleetmembers, so we warped down to him for some more action. Unfortunately, most of them warped off before we could bubble and tackle, and we only managed to grab a Drake and a Tornado.

We finished looting and then moved back to 3KNK for a bio as we were facing the very real possibility of a mutiny unless bladders could be emptied and beercans grabbed from fridges. There would be none of that though. Just as we warped to station, scouts reported FA landing on the 3KNK gate again. Our FC ordered us down on gate for more pew-pew, but just as we landed, scouts reported they now had 6 scorpions with them. Seriously. Six. Scorpions. I'm curious as to why they think we would fight a gang with 24-30 gallente jammers in fleet with an all gallente setup, but oh well. We chilled on the gate and then crossjumped them when they came in and aggressed us. Not able to repel jamming power of that magnitude, we warped up to a TAC and hung out. Just as we did, our business associates in UMAD informed us that they were coming down with some scorp-killing Tier 3s, so we figured to give it a go. FA entered C0T and reapproached gate and hung out while UMAD set up in 3KNK. Through some mystery of space magic, someone performed a bombing run on them to force them back into 3KNK. We were a bit slow warping down to gate, and they all managed to warp to station before either we or UMAD could tackle them in 3KNK. Drat that.

So we pretended to camp them in station while taking the aforementioned and much moaned for bio-break. Coming back 10 minutes later, they were still docked, so we gave them and UMAD a wave in local and headed home for our respective wives/mistresses/whiskeys/goats/[enter traditional national recreational activity here], patting each other on the back for a job well done.

I'm going to miss having FA around, it's been fun. Please come back again when you're done burning Delve to the ground.

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZq0spX6ns&feature=player_embedded

[Morty Bonny]

Where are all the US-tz agony gangs? I don't want to give up on lower syndicate but the past few weeks have been nothing but the odd gank or blueballs when I roll fleets down there.

[Audrey Koshka]

Where are all the US-tz agony gangs? I don't want to give up on lower syndicate but the past few weeks have been nothing but the odd gank or blueballs when I roll fleets down there.

Agony US TZ is quieter than EU but we're still around. We had a smaller Tweed fleet in US TZ same day as the EU one Glepp mentioned, but FA didn't seem interested in forming up when we paid them a visit.

[Zeroniss]

*cough* Curse *cough* visit *cough*