The "Kalem Is Unbanned So Can Give Us News Again" Thread

[Zeroniss]

Been in TS with this guy before. He sounds like hes 300+ pounds and over 60 years old... Maybe senility is what caused this abomination?

Zeke just sounds like the voice of Michael Myers. Here is an artist's rendition:

[Megarom]

Also, we've only failscaded two alliances so far, give us a break!

You are counting just the alliances we've failscaded by joining them. There are countless others that failed because we didn't join.

[Ezekiel Sulastin]

So the 2 Xs in your sig, does that mean you have welped 2 Erebi?

PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO DEFEND MY CORPMATE'S E-HONOR, HE WOULD NEVER TRY TO IMITATE IMPERIAN LIKE THA...

Given that I blatantly stole the idea for the checkboxes from Imperian's sig >.>


For reference, here's the not-obliterated-by-Kelduum version that I really don't use anywhere anymore- I should really make a new one:
I know I screwed up the color adding the second checkbox but at this point it's like a 5th generation jpg or something so it doesn't really matter :p

PS : Keep Shiva Alive, I will be coming there in a year or so

Hate to break it to you mate, but no, you aren't.

I'll make it my holy crusade to make sure he gets in, just to piss you off.

YOU HAVE MY VOUCH!

Zeke just sounds like the voice of Michael Myers. Here is an artist's rendition:

BRB obliterating the organisation of the corp hangar.

[Tharkun Wolf]

BRB obliterating the organisation of the corp hangar.

Repackage all the cans please....

[Zeroniss]

Can you guys not be assholes please? There is no reason to instigate the madness of misspelled corp hangar containers. I already suffer enough every time I log on to the Shiva Corp MOTD.

[20:48:54] EVE System > Channel MOTD: go to wlth th in gane brouser http://mumble.onewayweb.com/register.phpto reg for Munble and fourms

I fucking hate Ketch so much.

[NightCypher]

Does it really say that? I never pay any attention to it, it's never updated anyway

[Swguru]

Will fix for isk

[Van Slyke]

Unsolvable hanger chaos is the real reason Zero hates and fears W Space.

[Jovan Geldon]

Also, we've only failscaded two alliances so far, give us a break!

You are counting just the alliances we've failscaded by joining them. There are countless others that failed because we didn't join.

[Kalem Nalesh]

The CFC is finally invading Tenal

[Zeroniss]

BRB obliterating the organisation of the corp hangar.

Repackage all the cans please....

Okay which asshole renamed the can "Skill Boobs" in the Corp hanger? And my editing rights have been taken from me

[Yummy Tears]

Zero, you should have kept the booby holding anime chick in your sig =(

[Zeroniss]

Zero, you should have kept the booby holding anime chick in your sig =(

Yeah I'm not liking the new one too much either. *Shrug* I'll probably just update the Titty Monster (that's literally her name) sig.

[LanFear TyRaX]

Zero, you should have kept the booby holding anime chick in your sig =(

Yeah I'm not liking the new one too much either. *Shrug* I'll probably just update the Titty Monster (that's literally her name) sig.

And I noticed you don't have the alliance logo in your sig anymore, probably by the time the new one is completed the alliance has disbanded, wise move. Or keep the late MM like Kalem

[Jovan Geldon]

Zero, you should have kept the booby holding anime chick in your sig =(

Yeah I'm not liking the new one too much either. *Shrug* I'll probably just update the Titty Monster (that's literally her name) sig.

And I noticed you don't have the alliance logo in your sig anymore, probably by the time the new one is completed the alliance has disbanded, wise move

Fucking ICEBURN, 10/10