The "Kalem Is Unbanned So Can Give Us News Again" Thread

[Klarion Sythis]

2) Bridging 500 Rifters onto someone

Someone do this please. Fraps it.

[Zeroniss]

"Ok, let's go into Rokhs now" and Kata says "uhh can't fly that, I only have t1 medium artillery"

It doesn't help that he's managed to lose Minmatar Cruiser V twice now.

"Kata what are you flying in fleet?"
"Scimitar."

*** Two days later.

"Kata what are you flying on this fleet?"
"Uhh I can't come..."

Considering that our recruitment policy may be due for an overhaul, and considering our current doctrine (fucking Drakes), I reckon people around the 15m SP mark would fit in. But Holy Jesus please have ATLEAST AWU 4 and plan to train 5 in the near future at some stage, otherwise you will cry when you try to fit your ships.

[Megarom]

plan to train 5 in the near future at some stage, otherwise you will cry when you try to fit your ships.

Or just fly logi.

[Master Akira]

Or just fly logi.

It doesn't help that he's managed to lose Minmatar Cruiser V twice now.

[NightCypher]

You're telling me that he's failed at upgrading his clone and lost the same skill not once but twice?!

[NUXI7]

You're telling me that he's failed at upgrading his clone and lost the same skill not once but twice?!

The TEST skymistress keeps losing Caldari Cruiser V. I like asking if she wants to be my basi buddy when I know she can't fly one until she retrains it.

[Orzo Torasson]

All hail Beffah and her glorious Caldari Cruiser IV regime

[Theodoric Darkwind]

All hail Beffah and her glorious Caldari Cruiser IV regime

Shes also great at boosting fleet participation (by the FC claiming that she will show boob pics if we get over 150 in fleet )

[Ezekiel Sulastin]

Thanks for reminding me to check Shiduri - she's just about due for a clone upgrade ^^

[Theodoric Darkwind]

Thanks for reminding me to check Shiduri - she's just about due for a clone upgrade ^^

So the 2 Xs in your sig, does that mean you have welped 2 Erebi?

[Master Akira]

Thanks for reminding me to check Shiduri - she's just about due for a clone upgrade ^^

So the 2 Xs in your sig, does that mean you have welped 2 Erebi?

PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO DEFEND MY CORPMATE'S E-HONOR, HE WOULD NEVER TRY TO IMITATE IMPERIAN LIKE THA...

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8890466
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10496883

[Orzo Torasson]

Thanks for reminding me to check Shiduri - she's just about due for a clone upgrade ^^

So the 2 Xs in your sig, does that mean you have welped 2 Erebi?

PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO DEFEND MY CORPMATE'S E-HONOR, HE WOULD NEVER TRY TO IMITATE IMPERIAN LIKE THA...

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=8890466
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10496883

BY FAR my favourite part of that second mail can be found in the comments

TO: All the NC Haters...
We still own our regions, every attempt to remove us has been destroyed with the enemy running like little whiny bitches, you dont see us crying about our supercap losses, we have plenty to spare and aren't afraid to lose them like all you other pansies who only use them to run anoms or hotdrop a single target....SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND BRING IT. More action less words faggots!!!

:welp:

[Kalem Nalesh]

the second mail had no comments :-\

[Yornic]

the second mail had no comments :-\

Orzo can't count.

[Orzo Torasson]

I couldn't remember which of the mails it was because I have a memory like a sieve. A really big industrial sized sieve.