The Welcome to Fountain Eve Uni thread

[Dervinus]

How could this ever end poorly?

[Orzo Torasson]

I will be clone jumping back down to Fountain sometime after DT to give you guys the grand tour and roll out the red carpet. Welcome \o/

[Master Akira]

Guess who is who in the picture

[Dervinus]

The guy in the middle looks like Lovelocke (+200 pounds of fat)

[Yakumo Chidori]

If you come down to Serp Prime, feel free to play with Godfags/-fathers in the NPC pocket, they cry hard if you blob them and use loads of ECM on them. Also they don't like being called gypsies in local, being mostly Eastern European. I've been trying to get Staffo 0 to sell me his daughter for ages, but he still keeps trying to raise the price to 3 goats, which is plainly too much. Oh wait! There are still those pesky rules about you talking in local...

Anyway, if you see them in local, never trust a solo Rapier, it is always a cyno bait, same with the solo Saber. They do like to fly Nano-ships and Cynabals and the like, so bring loads of webs. And ECM, never enough ECM.

[Orzo Torasson]

If you come down to Serp Prime, feel free to play with Godfags/-fathers in the NPC pocket, they cry hard if you blob them and use loads of ECM on them. Also they don't like being called gypsies in local, being mostly Eastern European. I've been trying to get Staffo 0 to sell me his daughter for ages, but he still keeps trying to raise the price to 3 goats, which is plainly too much. Oh wait! There are still those pesky rules about you talking in local...

Anyway, if you see them in local, never trust a solo Rapier, it is always a cyno bait, same with the solo Saber. They do like to fly Nano-ships and Cynabals and the like, so bring loads of webs. And ECM, never enough ECM.

I don't know how the uni leadership expects the uni to function out in nullsec without being able to call the gzerofathers cabbage eating mud farmers in local- it's a way of life out here.

But in all honesty, this is good advice- the godfathers will never fight you alone, so you should never try to take them on alone.

[Tendonor]

Seems i missed something

The story so far:

1) IVY and TEST set each other +5. For the Uni, this is a Non-Aggression Pact. It means nothing other than "agree not to shoot", and we default to reciprocation for anyone that holds to that agreement, regardless of politics. As of the last pull, .EXE and 99 are +0 and CONDI is -5.
2) Orzo Torasson (PWWN/TEST) writes:

Alliance wide Jabber ping about an hour ago from our acting CEO:

"Eve Uni is now blue to Test & our Fountain allies. They are going to be having some 0.0 classes based out of NPC Fountain starting sometime this week, so they'll get to shoot at Godfathers in our absence."

3) There is NO official word from IVY, so at this time mixed membership fleet rules and restrictions on Unistas entering Sov Null still apply.

If the goal is gudfites, the more I look the more confused I get:

[Leontyne Gaterau]

WTF is this

[Yakumo Chidori]

Rules rule rules

Oh God, you are not still worried about SPAIs, are you?

Anyway, if you decide to move up there, and I do hope it will be something along the lines of the lowsec camp, feel free to chat us up in our Ponywaffe public chat channel, I am sure most of us will be happy to help out with advice on the other denizens in NPC fountain or any other things you should know when living in Nullsec.

Oh God, you are not still worried about SPAIs, are you?

Honestly, no. I'm worried about poor little nublets using information from alumni to get themselves kicked. There really has been no word from IVY so far.

If I was worried about spais I probably wouldn't have recapped, but I looked in the bag and found it suspiciously void of felines.

[Xolani1990]

I'd been planning to let e-uni leadership make an announcement before making a thread like this, but welp.

Anyway I'm looking forward to seeing what e-uni takes down to Fountain and how you handle the residents of the NPC pocket there.

And yes, don't actually go to fountain or whatever until your own leadership authorises it, Gath is right about that.

[Darian Reymont]

Ivy League does not comment on rumour and speculation.

Announcement coming soon, so sit tight.

[Yakumo Chidori]

I apologize, I may have gotten overly enthusiastic about the whole concept. I'll wait until the official announcement then and sperg up that thread then...

And kids, remember, don't listen to old uncles who tell you it's ok to do things you probably shouldn't do. Use your own brains and call for help if you get touched in indecent places.

[Xolani1990]

And kids, remember, don't listen to old uncles who tell you it's ok to do things you probably shouldn't do. Use your own brains and call for help if you get touched in indecent places.

Point on the doll to where he touched you.