The "Kalem Is Unbanned So Can Give Us News Again" Thread

[LanFear TyRaX]

So, completely unrelated comment: How the hell did this thread get to over 60 pages long?

I am still wondering how we can continue without Kalem, this is hopeless !

[Zeroniss]

So, completely unrelated comment: How the hell did this thread get to over 60 pages long?

I am still wondering how we can continue without Kalem, this is hopeless !

SHHHHHH He can hear you...

[Xolani1990]

So, completely unrelated comment: How the hell did this thread get to over 60 pages long?

My posting makes up for the rest of you being terrible.

[Tharkun Wolf]

[Zeroniss]

[Ezekiel Sulastin]

In keeping with the usual trollishness in here, and given that the actual concerns have already been allayed:

{edit}THERE SHALL BE WAR BETWEEN OUR HOUSES ZERONISS.{/edit}

[NightCypher]

Since it won't actually let me submit it:

Yeah, we put those checks in after a bunch of PWWNys started spamming our application form

[Zeroniss]

We have been redeemed by the guiding hands of the forum gods.

Onwards peasants, onwards with our daily toil.

[Darian Reymont]

Kalem still contacts me on Steam almost daily asking me about various things going on.

He may not be able to post, but even after being banned at his own request, he simply cannot resist keeping an eye on the place.

EDIT: Also, temporary thread title edit.

[Zeroniss]

HAHA Title Win.

+1 Darian.

[Xolani1990]

Free Kalem

[Maxwell Power]

Hmm...local..well we've sure seen some odd things in local (generally as we're ganking yet another lemming). Let me see:

Countless insults of us being "elite pvp" - as if we cared actually one way or the other, we're not pandemic legion/tri
Taunts of raiden/NC. collapsing - as if we cared about that either. Frankly I hate both of them, kill them faster
Various screaming for assistance in local asking for backup as someone is getting ganked - as if it would actually help, most people are dead in less than 30 seconds; this is why it is called being ganked
Us decloaking, opening fire and random rifter/ship we couldn't give 2c about that we're not killing screaming "HOTDROP LXWN GATE!!!!"
And my personal favorite, dude screaming in local that he's been tackled and attacked by a group of ferrets. I have no idea what that was about, personally I think we look far more like marmosets if you ask me

At any rate, there's enough stuff to keep us entertained when the slow patches hit (at least when 3/4 of the gang isn't playing tanks).

[Yornic]

Can you elaborate on the ferrets thing? This sounds hilarious.

[Maxwell Power]

Had to dive through some logs. Then again traffic atm is slow (guessing because it's friday):

[ 2012.03.30 04:23:11 ] Entombment > halp guys
[ 2012.03.30 04:23:52 ] Entombment > GUYS HALP
[ 2012.03.30 04:24:03 ] ALLofHELL > lol
[ 2012.03.30 04:24:04 ] Entombment > on the gate
[ 2012.03.30 04:24:20 ] Vlad > which gate

Yeah, local is the best way to say you're being ganked.

[01:16:57] Slave Revenant > TAcked BKG gate
[01:17:28] Slave Revenant > TACKLED BY FERRET
[01:17:58] ToshioMagic > you're in bkg
[01:18:04] ToshioMagic > how can u be tackled on the bkg gate?
[01:18:12] Slave Revenant > Magic

As for what this was supposed to be about, I don't know. Unfortunately, magic doesn't stop torpedoes:

http://shiva.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detai ... d=12925787

[Ezekiel Sulastin]

Anyways, now that Master Akira has been properly trolled, we can post about the random thing we had to have chopped off the end of this thread, now in publicly-consumable form:

http://eve-shiva.com/reimbform/index_pony.html

Xolani, if you can repost your screenshot it'd be much appreciated